The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

thumb_up thumb_down +58

the power to sh*t brix at will!

thumb_up thumb_down +58

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to troll the Internet.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to see through air.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to play a flute with your ass

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to laugh while laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to breath while under a container of water

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to be 1% bullet proof.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to touch MC Hammer.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to when you get scared, you fart.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

the power to not own a spacial power!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!