the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!