Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!