The power to think.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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the ability to enjoy school

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!