The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!