the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to be bad at everything

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to shit brix

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to do nothing/

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!