The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to ride a bike

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!