The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to fart in colour

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!