i like pie.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to die

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to see through horses

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The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!