The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!