The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power of exact change

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The Power to fart glitter

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!