The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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Endless falling....

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!