The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power of minding your own business

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!