The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!