To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power of Acid Tears

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to snore.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!