the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to suck deez nuts

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!