the power to die at will

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to change your mind

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Grass eating

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!