the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to see into the present

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!