the power to turn wine into water

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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Death at will

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!