the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to die at will

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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black people

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to die at will

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!