The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to look through glass.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!