The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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captain obvious

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!