The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Balls.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The Power to Die instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!