The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to resist trolling.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!