The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

the power to make elton john gay

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to be a bird that can't fly

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The power to die on command

the ability to see into the past

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

The power to turn wine into water

50% invisibility while farting.

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!