The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

the power to make elton john gay

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to be a bird that can't fly

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The power to die on command

the ability to see into the past

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

The power to turn wine into water

50% invisibility while farting.

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!