THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to like any show

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to smell poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!