Going through obejects but cant move

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!