To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to write a country song

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!