xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Tits for a guy.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to shed hair

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!