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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.
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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm
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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies
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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language
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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin
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the super power to remove your super power
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xray vision , but you must close your eyes
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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...
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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.
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ability to run very fast without stopping forever
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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response
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The power to turn into air and go with the wind
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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.
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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.
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the power to get STD's
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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!
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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.
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alarm that goes off when hiding
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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.
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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair
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The power to thumb up your own comments.
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the power to become retarded
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The power to make other people hold their breath.
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The power to shed hair
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!