The power to have a small penis

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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Balls.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!