The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to burn ashes

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to die at will

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!