The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to be a dick.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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Being alive (until you die).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!