The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!