The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to always hug people

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!