The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!