the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!