the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to dance really well

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to have a small penis

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!