The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

the ability to tell time without a watch

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

The power to know what Erika is!

The power to summon unspendable money

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

the power to feel extreme pain

The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

the power to be really itchy.

The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

The power to talk to dust

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

The power to speak to mexicans in german

The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

The power to turn into a parking lot.

Endless falling....

The power to no sweat in the cold.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!