The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to be really itchy.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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Endless falling....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!