The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to give your wife rights

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to ?-1.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!