The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!