The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the power to go on this website

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to be pointless!

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!