The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to become retarded

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!