the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to not have power

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!