The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the ability to become black.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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To pee standing up.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!