The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!