The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Being a freemason

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!