The power to smell any point in time

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the power to hate nature

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!