the ability to lick your own anus

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!