The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to die at will

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to smell poo...

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!