power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power of reading your own mind.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!