The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to catch em all

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!