The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to die at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!