The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to not have superpowers

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!