The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The power to be a walrus

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

to power to do the bird is the word

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

the power to not have superpowers

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

The ability to not be Batman

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!