The power to live.

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The ability to be raped.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The ability to change races.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to not finish your

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!