the power to fly for a second

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!