The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through glass

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!