The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

The power to be pointless!

power to fly...backwards.

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

the power to make fire but only when you are in water

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The power to breathe

ikawlhan forever

the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The power to be powerless

Stop clapping

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

Nipple Radar.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

Being alive (until you die).

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!