The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to create shit

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to see forever

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!