The power to write complete sentenc

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to shed hair

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!