The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to die at will

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to like this post

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!