The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to breathe

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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Stop clapping

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!