the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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solar powered night-vision

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!