The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!