- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

the power to sneeze cum

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

the power to be able to blow air

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

Being a freemason

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to vomit through your anus.

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to think salmon.

Pointless Super Powers