The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!