- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

the ability to constantly have the fever

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

the power to kill yourself

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

to be shitty

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to drown on land.

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to volunteer as tribute.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

Pointless Super Powers