The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to like this power

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to see when people fart.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!