The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!