power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to see forever

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to breathe

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to in power your self

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!