the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to exist

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The power to shed hair

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the power to go on this website

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!