The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to see air

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to hear fish.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!