The power to die

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to vote

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to smell colors.

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the power to control urine

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!